What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 14:34

Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
You Only Live Twice
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Dr No
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
How do you cope when your mother doesn't love you?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Have you ever been forced to dress like a girl?
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-J W Pepper
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Octopussy
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
What product failed in the market but was successful when used for something else?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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The Man with the Golden Gun
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
What is the best case of “You just picked a fight with the wrong person” that you've witnessed?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
A View to a Kill
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Can anyone show a photo with a penis in their anus?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Live and Let Die
Moonraker
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!